#14: Lady Gaga

american-apologies:

Some call her a postmodern genius, while others call her a postmodern twat. But when it comes down to it, she’s simply just another superficial studio-produced pop star, capitalizing on being “weird” because Madonna got too wrinkly. For those of you claiming that this 3rd-generation diva-synth-pop is “daring”, “experimental”, or “groundbreaking”, you need to realize that everything she’s done has been done not only just once, but many many more times. So we’re sorry to the world for unleashing this shallow and mundane dance muzak onto you, but this is what you get for plaguing us with Eiffel 65!

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Can’t stand her. At all.